I want to eat a burger.
So I went to the restaurant.
And I placed my order,
and I got the burger I want.
But then I realized,
that I forgot to get pickles on it.
But I am a narcissist,
so I can't admit that I was wrong.
So instead, I take my fork,
go up to the cashier, stab his arm.
And he's like "HOLY FUCK, I'm BLEEDING!!!",
and I'm like
"Stupid person. You forgot. I ordered some pickles".
And he's like "NO YOU DIDN'T, you DUMBASS".
He's like "YOU STABBED ME IN THE ARM!!!"
I'm like "Yeah, I did, gimme some pickles".
He's all like "CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE, you DUMBASS!!!".
And I'm like "No",
he's like "YEAH",
and I'm like "No",
and he's like "YEAH",
and I'm like "No",
and he's like "YEAH",
but then he's like "BLECK",
cause he's dead;
And I take, the pickles from him...
SQUAD!
