from Lunchtime Is Crunchtime, released July 3, 2022
(SKRRRRRRATTT YEET YEET)

The process to fry food is surprisingly easy.
All you gotta do is:
Take thing, put it in the batter,
and then you put it in a bunch of boiling oil.
This way you can fry literally anything.
It's the same process for literally everything.
You can fry vegetables. You can fry meat.
You can fry metal. You can fry crayons.
You can fry anything that you can cover in batter,
which is pretty much everything.
If you wanted to fry your hand I guess,
you could do that because you can.
You probably shouldn't, cause that would suck.
And eating your hand is a terrible idea.
I do not condone Auto-Cannibalism.
I repeat,
I DO NOT CONDONE AUTO-CANNIBALISM!
Only cannibalism of other people is allowed.
Fried human flesh!
Fried human flesh!