Oh shit! It's pizza time!
You heard what I said, it's pizza time!
Gonna take a pizza, shove it in the oven.
Take it out, and it's full of fire.
1000 degrees, 5 minutes.
Burnt as hell, but is delicious!
Digiorno is the way to go
for the pizza pie, I'm the pizza guy!
Pepperoni, mozzarella,
tomato sauce, and the fire alarm.
911 for emergencies,
but my hungry my emergency.
So I get in the car, drive to the store,
get the Di-a-giorno.
Then I go back, open the hatch,
remove the film, slide it in.
350 for a whole 15
will not do for the pizza dude.
And so I crank past the maximum,
300,001 seconds.
Whaddaya know? My oven explodes!
The Digiorno did the Digior-blow!
Now I got an emergency.
The hospital is the place to be.
